If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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