Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm both gender and math confused
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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