You work out of a Hotel?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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