New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
foreskin is a definite game changer
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.