I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.