If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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