I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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