That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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