I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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