I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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