Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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