So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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