The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
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