you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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