'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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