Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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