names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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