so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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