Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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