question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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