Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
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If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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