Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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