don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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