She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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