What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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