do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Come back. Shots need mouths.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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