Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Success! We fucked roommates!
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