She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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