wat bout pragnant strippers??
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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