i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
everyone is single if you try hard enough
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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