i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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