when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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