Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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