So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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