hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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