there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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