It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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