I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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