I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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