Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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