please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind