So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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