That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
my poor anus
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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