I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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