I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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