how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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