We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.