One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me