K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*