took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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