He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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