would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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