Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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