their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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