I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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