Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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