Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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