My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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