Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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